Power Rankings Week 11

There's a new sheriff in town, and he's got Crazy Eyes. But before we get to that how about this weeks MVP. Grady Sizemore of The Riot was this weeks best player. He only hit .308 for the week, but he scored 7 runs, had 5 HRs and 8 RBIs, he also swiped one bag. His OPS for the week was 1.302, well played sir. The LVP this week was Hunter Pence of Todd Packer. The Pence man was 2/23 for an .087 avg and an OPS of .217, he scored no runs, had no HRs, and no RBIs...loser.

So lets move on to this week's results. Let's start at the bottom (TWSS?). Anyway, a pathetic showing by Captain Delux resulting in the lowest score of the season, not to mention being shut-out in the league scoring...for shame. There was no doubt about this week's winner. They were the first team this year to win both overall pitching and overall hitting, the highest power ranking score of the year thus far, and it goes to: Crazy Eyed Killas



For the season, Tyler has moved up out of last place and there's a battle brewing for the bottom (TWSS)...basket

Power Rankings Week 10

And around the turn we go. We started the second time through the lineup, so now it gets tougher because everyone has seen Meiz's eephus pitch and won't be fooled by it again. Everyone knows that deluxe is a douche and chases the high heat, and that keith can't hit a curveball, bats are afraid. So you have to keep your head on a swivel and make adjustments, because there can be only ONE. This week's MVP is Joe Crede of Captain Delux. For the week, Crede hit .611 with an OPS of 2.223, he scored 9 runs, had 5 HRs, and 12 RBIs. The best thing about Joe Crede, Doucheluxe didn't start him even one day last week. Moron, no wonder he came in last in the power rankings for the second straight week. The LVP for this week was Adrian Beltre also of Captain Delux. Beltre hit .095 (2/21) with an OPS of .295, he scored 2 runs and had 1 RBI...but more importantly, he started every game for doucheluxe at 3b while Crede rode the pine. Hilarity ensues.

On to the power rankings. This weeks winner was: Furry Balls



For the year, The Riot continues in first place, and Crazy Eyed Killas settles back into the cellar...bask

Power Rankings Week 9

We have now gone through the entire rotation. Every team has played each other so nobody can complain that they've played a tougher or easier schedule anymore. Fucking whiners. Lots to cover this week. First, the MVP for the week. While Chase Utley, technically (according to Y!) had the better week, the MVP is White Jesus himself Jay Bruce of Crazy Eyed Killas. With his owner whining for weeks for him to be called up, he outplayed the hype. In his first full week of MLB, he hit .591 (13/22), scored 10 runs, had 6 RBIs, 2HR and stole 2 bases, all while having an OPS of 1.69. Un-be-fucking-lieveable week for a rookie. The LVP, was not quite as good. Again, Pudge Rodgriguez technically (according to Y!) had the worst week, our choice is Garret Atkins of Ramirez Bros. & Co. Fucking stupid ass Atkins helped the rockies lose 7 straight games and hit .087 (2/23) scored 2 runs and had an OPS of .212...finally a 3B that David Wright is better than.

For the rankings we had a couple of big items happen this week. The Riot had the best offensive week in the power rankings so far this season....while McNamee's Miller Lite tied the best overall rankings for the season. And they played each other in a battle of epic proportions. Without any further hutzpah, the weekly winner is: McNamee's Miller Lite



Year to Date, the Riot remains in first place and Meatloaf remains in last...bask

Power Rankings Week 8

Power Rankings, blah. This week the MVP was Ryan Howard of Todd Packer he went 9/27 with an avg of .333 and an OPS of 1.330. He also scored 9 runs, Hit 4HR and had 12 RBIs. I guess he's starting to heat up. The LVP was Brian Schneider of McNamee's Miller Lite. Schneider went 1/20 with an avg of .050 and an OPS of .145, but he's a MET, so it's all good. And on to the power rankings. For the week the winner was: I got 2 BJ's



Year to date, The Riot is still in 1st place, but there was a lot of movement behind him (TWSS). You'll also notice a significant anna molly, Meatloaf Sandwich is in dead last (congrats for getting out of last place tyler), yet he's only .5 game out of first in the actual league rankings, hilarity....bask

Power Rankings Week 7

And we're back. Rough week this week, not much movement in the Year to Date standings. Anyway, on to the MVP for the week. There were a number of candidates including Lance (i hate you) Berkman, and Ryan (not as good as tulo) Braun. But the winner this week was the winner by a landslide. Alfonso Soriano of Meatloaf Sandwich. Soriano hit .516 with an OPS of 1.758, he scored 10 runs and had 14 RBIs, but his biggest stat was 7 HRs. Unbelievable week for "the hopper". And with keith's luck, soriano will now go on the 60 day DL. The LVP for the week was Kurt Suzuki of McNamee's Miller Lite. "Not Ichiro" Suzuki was 1/15 for a .067 avg, he did manage to score one run, and had an OPS of .134. Outstanding.

On to this weeks winner of the power rankings. We again had a tie, and had to use our complicated logarithm* to determine the overall winner. This weeks winner is: Todd Packer



*sophisticated algorithm consisted of feeling bad for TP for getting blocked from LoV at work...RIP TP.

For the season, The Riot is still in 1st, but the competition for 2nd is getting fierce as only 14 points separate 2nd and 5th place....bask

Week 6 Power Rankings

This week we had our first shutout. McNamee's Miller Lite, shut out Got to 3rd with Longoria. It was a pitiful performance by Meiz as his team recorded the lowest ever score in Power Rankings history...for shame. This week's MVP is Kevin Youklis a guy that EP wanted to get rid of, and a guy he actually picked up off the waiver wire after somebody (TP) dropped him. Youk hit .375 with 5 HRs and 10 RBIs. He also scored 8 runs, stole a bag and had an OPS of 1.332. Congrats. We thought about meiz's entire team the LVP this week, but instead we gave it to Edgar Renteria of Spiff. He was 0/18 and scored one run with a 0 for OPS. Great job Edgar...what an awesome week for Spiff to have Furcal get hurt.

Anyway, on to the power rankings. This week we have a tie for 1st place, so we get to use the tiebreaker. In the case of a tie, there is a very sophisticated algorithm applied to determine the winner*. And the winner is: McNamee's Miller Lite



*algorithm consist of the other 1st place team being run by Super Douchelux, and we can't have a douche as the weekly winner.

For the year, The Riot is back in 1st place after an awful showing by Spiff, and there is a good race heating up for the 3rd spot...Basque.

Power Rankings Week 5

And here we go again with another week of Power Rankings. This weeks MVP is Matt Kemp of Furry Balls. Kemp hit .407, had an OPS of .989, he scored 7 runs and knocked in 11 while also stealing 6 bases. The LVP finally moves over onto a new team. This week it's AJ Pierzynski of Captain Delux, he hit .091 with 2 hits and one RBI and an OPS of .221...way to go douche.

And away we go with the power rankings. This weeks winner, and our first 2 time winner of a week is: Spiff



Spiff finally moved into the top spot in the Year to Date rankings as well. This week's anna molly points out that Meatloaf Sandwich, while 3rd in the actual league standings, ranks next to last in Total Year Power Rankings. So is his record just a matter of playing shitty teams thus far, or is he a matchup genius? Who knows...bask