Power Rankings Week 9

We have now gone through the entire rotation. Every team has played each other so nobody can complain that they've played a tougher or easier schedule anymore. Fucking whiners. Lots to cover this week. First, the MVP for the week. While Chase Utley, technically (according to Y!) had the better week, the MVP is White Jesus himself Jay Bruce of Crazy Eyed Killas. With his owner whining for weeks for him to be called up, he outplayed the hype. In his first full week of MLB, he hit .591 (13/22), scored 10 runs, had 6 RBIs, 2HR and stole 2 bases, all while having an OPS of 1.69. Un-be-fucking-lieveable week for a rookie. The LVP, was not quite as good. Again, Pudge Rodgriguez technically (according to Y!) had the worst week, our choice is Garret Atkins of Ramirez Bros. & Co. Fucking stupid ass Atkins helped the rockies lose 7 straight games and hit .087 (2/23) scored 2 runs and had an OPS of .212...finally a 3B that David Wright is better than.

For the rankings we had a couple of big items happen this week. The Riot had the best offensive week in the power rankings so far this season....while McNamee's Miller Lite tied the best overall rankings for the season. And they played each other in a battle of epic proportions. Without any further hutzpah, the weekly winner is: McNamee's Miller Lite



Year to Date, the Riot remains in first place and Meatloaf remains in last...bask