Monday, June 11, 2007

Power Rankings - Week 10





Movers:

Yahoo

Gain of the week: A tie between Super Deluxe, moving up 4 spots from 14th to 10th after cruising by Bruce Almighty by the score of 11 – 1, and Baseball is stoopid, who move up from 6th to 2nd, after a 10 - 2 plundering of Captain Stupendous.


Loser of the week:
Save me Santana loses 5 spots falling from 2nd to 7th after suffering a 3 – 9 smoking at the hands of Best.Team.Ever.

Power Rankings

Gain of the week: Chony Choni Chone easily gets by Sweet Lou’s Hick-Hop, by the score of 8 – 4. Moving up 4 spots from 6th to 2nd. CCC also swept all offensive categories, a league first.

Loser of the week:
Fenway Faithful loses 3 positions, falling from 9th to 12th after losing to Brew Crew Lite by the score of 5 – 7.

168 comments:

BLUE said...

BIS is back again, check it to wreck it and lets begin

Anonymous said...

re: Weekly Records

"Total Offensive W's" and "Total Pitching W's" are the highest single week total for all offensive and pitching categories.

17 possible W's per category * 6 categories = 102 possible W's

Bruce Nolan said...

Yes. I win.

El Padrino said...

wheelin and dealin

El Padrino said...

zeke lincecum

BLUE said...

I don't get how CCC can have a 102 total for offense when he didn't win 3 of the categories?

Mills said...

How is Corbin's 184-20 week not in the records for either Offensive W's or Pitching W's.

Anonymous said...

blue go back and check 3C's matchup, I won all of my offensive categories.....


weazy:

corby's best week was :

173-18-13

that was 94 Offensive W's and 79 Pitching W's.

Both of you - think before you speak.

BLUE said...

ok you didn't say it was the all-time record for a week.

c'mon throw me a bone here man. I thought it was listing what the high scores for this week were

Anonymous said...

fair enough blue, but I still won all my offensive categories for the week and the 102 is from last week's matchup so your comment still doesn't make sense.

BLUE said...

i thought your list above was last weeks scores in the respective categories.

So I didn't understand how you could have 102 for the week when Best Team Ever had 17 HRs for the week. I didn't realize that was the high of all time, I didn't look into the stats to see the actuals from the week.

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JFreak said...

rar.

Professor Chaos said...

MEIZ...holla

Anonymous said...

I have a really hard time giving up Guillen. He's so valuable to me.

Professor Chaos said...

and yet a large boner you want to bury into Gallardo's ass...if you won't give me the SS someone else will (down to which HOLDS guy will complete the deal on another SS)...

Once a SS is attained i will have Gallardo's high K rate on my roster for the entire year...if you haven't noticed i'm not shy about the NA's on my roster

Anonymous said...

I don't have a FMLB hard-on for him, though.

Professor Chaos said...

I think the boner transcends all boundries...

Anonymous said...

I just don't need to go trading a proven bat/100 RBI guy for a .208 hitter and an untested starter.

BLUE said...

i'm here meiz

Mills said...

hello?

deke- mauer. i have a lot of OFers.

BLUE said...

i'm looking for a reasonably priced starter, middle of the road kind of guy

Anonymous said...

So I've recently received 4 offers and all are pretty interesting.

Mills said...

If one of them is for better than the No. 4 player in yahoo, then by all means, do that...

but i doubt it.

Blue -- somebody dropped a legitimate starter the other day I think.

Might want to scour the waiver wire.

El Padrino said...

i'm here

Mills said...

i apologize. Sheff is 6th...

El Padrino said...

i need a hitter, assuming my trade goes thru of course

El Padrino said...

freak turned me down, zeke turned me down

Anonymous said...

EP - will you lower your price on Blanton?

Mills said...

i got plenty of hitters elp.

Mills said...

Thome and Berkman are Util guys for me...

El Padrino said...

blue i hit u up

Mills said...

I need SP (not that much though)

or

ELITE 3B

or

ELITE C.

Mills said...

Meiz -- you called us over here...

Where did you go?

El Padrino said...

zeke, honest opinion

is blanton a top 3 guy (in a rotation)?

Professor Chaos said...

Any excess SS's out here...

Anonymous said...

I like Blanton, just not at your asking price.

my hitters > weazy's hitters


everyone hit me up

Mills said...

Blue --

no on getting v-mart back?

sheff? manny?

Mills said...

zeke -- your offense is nowhere near as good as mine or corbins. get real.

Anonymous said...

zeke -- your offense is nowhere near as good as mine or corbins. get real.


what are you smoking fool?

weazy SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Mills said...

zeke, honest opinion

is blanton a top 3 guy (in a rotation)?

blanton is a 3, but nothing more.

Professor Chaos said...

"zeke -- your offense is nowhere near as good as mine or corbins. "

This is why i get lumped into the likes of weaselhood...i can talk shit about my own team mills...shit

In that regard, your offense is no where near as good as mine zeke

Mills said...

i have Lopez corbs, but like his versatility on my BENCH.

Anonymous said...

7 of 10 guys are ranked in the top 100, figgy is my highest ranked player and that's only due to an injury.

you've got guys starting in the 6 and 7 hundo's.

shhhhhh. Quiet. NO MILK HERE.

Anonymous said...

Just need to open the communication lines.

Mills said...

I am just saying that there are 2 offenses that are by far better than everybody elses.

zeke is not amongst those two.

suck it corbin.

powell already declared mine bestest.

Anonymous said...

corby has a good offense, no argument there, Stephen Drew is putrid though and you still don't have a catcher.

Mills said...

well what are you wanting meiz?

Anonymous said...

I'll compare offenses this week between us 3 to see where we rank, if I'm wrong I'll admit it.

Anonymous said...

"ELITE 3B

or

ELITE C."

But you don't want to give up and ELITE player to get either.

Mills said...

i have a guy who hit 34 hrs and 107 rbis last year ON MY BENCH.

and a guy that had 45 sbs last year and 28 hrs the year before ON MY BENCH.

That is depth.

Mills said...

Sheffield and Manny are NOT elite?

I traded Peavy for Manny.

El Padrino said...

some call him a #2

7-4 , 1.10 whip, 71 k's to 21 bb's

Professor Chaos said...

Piazza is back rehabbing now, and will be back in the next week or two. I'm in first place, that is why i can afford not to have a C, and why i can pick up DL/NA guys even though i have 4 inactives on my roster already

Drew has the potential...I am looking to upgrade there, but not at the cost of creating another hole. This is an 18 team league, there are going to be holes in lineups...i'm just trying to minimize mine

Mills said...

Sheff has an o-rank in the 30's and is currently ranked 6th overall. That is a 2nd round pick at WORST in our league.

That BY EVERY DEFINITION IS ELITE.

Anonymous said...

I'm entertaining offers.

El Padrino said...

but weazy this year they suck

BLUE said...

hey weazy...welcome to the present day...those guys suck balls this year.

Professor Chaos said...

i have a guy who hit 34 hrs and 107 rbis last year ON MY BENCH. THIS GUY IS HITTING BELOW THE MENDOZA LINE

and a guy that had 45 sbs last year and 28 hrs the year before ON MY BENCH
THIS GUY IS NOTHING WITHOUT SORIANO'S PROTECTION. IT WAS ALSO WELL DOCUMENTED THAT FRANK ROBINSON ALLOWED THEM TO RUN WILD...HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS?

Anonymous said...

YOU FUCKING DOOOOOOSHBAGS.

I JUST LOOKED AT THE NUMBERS, BETWEEN THE 3 OF US, I LEAD ALL OFFENSIVE CATEGORIES EXCEPT OPS.

EAT (ANOTHER) DICK WEAZY.

El Padrino said...

and i have three rp's with good K's and holds

Anonymous said...

Where is Sheffield on the Tigers Depth Chart?

Spaceman Spiff said...

im here, only have 1 guy to offer anyone

Mills said...

I like Mauer Deke, but he is not that all world that he warrants more than either of those guys.

In a normal league, I would laugh at you for that straight up. But since that is my only real hole, I am considering checking it out.

Anonymous said...

you don't get points for depth you stupid stray cat motherfucker.

Mills said...

I agree they suck right now, but they are on my BENCH. The rest of my starters are STOUT.

Anonymous said...

weazy the numbers between our offenses isn't close, and I had another good offensive week last week.

you truly are a moron.

Mills said...

I don't give a crap where Sheff is on the depth chart.

He is elig at 2 positions. He is ranked 6th overall for current stats.

Professor Chaos said...

"I traded Peavy for Manny. "

AND THAT WAS DUMB

Anonymous said...

Team R HR RBI SB AVG OPS
Zeke 382 93 355 76 2.795 8.222
Weazy 323 85 332 31 2.705 8.018

Mills said...

i just got berkman and jeter for v-mart. two guys picked in the 1st 2 rounds. i am making me team better. let's see where things go from here...

BLUE said...

wow. an LOF slapper

Anonymous said...

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nice try weasel

Mills said...

who is your one guy spiff?

Professor Chaos said...

How can you point out i have been playing without a catcher for over a month, (in addition to playing without a 2nd baseman while weeks has been out) but then say

I JUST LOOKED AT THE NUMBERS, BETWEEN THE 3 OF US, I LEAD ALL OFFENSIVE CATEGORIES EXCEPT OPS.?

I'm in first, biding my time until they get healthy, thus i don't have a need to run guys out there to lead in those rankings

Anonymous said...

wow. an LOF slapper

this truly is a new low, but the weasel must be put in his place.

Anonymous said...

the argument was better offense right?

look at the fucking numbers then.

numbers don't lie.

El Padrino said...

blue what about Blanton instead?

Anonymous said...

even with a catcher you couldn't touch C3.

Anonymous said...

EP, I got distracted by the gay bobsy twins.

Blanton...

any way you lower that asking price?

Spaceman Spiff said...

smoltz

Mills said...

Meiz -- I have taken the Sheff offer off.

Not sure Mauer is enough after all.

Might be interested in Salty though for something.

Perhaps that relief guy from the Brewers that has 5 W's and 12 Holds. Villenuvea?

Mills said...

what do you for him spiff?

Anonymous said...

spiff any chance you'll deal hoff

Spaceman Spiff said...

a power hitter

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant deal hoff

Mills said...

NUMBERS DON'T LIE?

You are an idiot. Pujols has done basically jack squat this year? Does that mean that he will not have a .300 40 100 100 year at the end of the year? Of course not.

Berkman will come out of his funk too.

Why? Because thats what superduper stars do.

Professor Chaos said...

Like what you saw out of Gallardo's start Meiz? I did, and i'm not even a brewers fan

Anonymous said...

mills you got served homie.

keep making stoopid claims though.

BLUE said...

elp I hit you up

Mills said...

Spiff --

Best I can do for Smoltz is Franc the Tank or Thome.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate having to stop my lunch for fucking customers. Do your fucking job.

Anonymous said...

"Why? Because thats what superduper stars do."

Yeah, just ask Giambi.

Mills said...

Zeke -- good luck with Carlos Pena, Brendan Harris, Eric Byrnes, and Kelly Johnson.

I am sure they will keep it up and lead you to the promise land.

For me...

I guess I will stick with old Pujols, Jeter, Sheffield (Manny, Berkman or Franceour if that floats your boat for best OFer..cuz they are all so good really...its too hard to choose), and Cano.

Mills said...

Giambi is hurt.

Professor Chaos said...

Mills, none of them would start in my OF

Anonymous said...

"Perhaps that relief guy from the Brewers that has 5 W's and 12 Holds. Villenuvea?"

That's more realistic.

Anonymous said...

"Like what you saw out of Gallardo's start Meiz? I did, and i'm not even a brewers fan"

Jedi mind-tricks don't work on Jedi knights.

Anonymous said...

weazy I've moved on, you're dead to me.

Mills said...

Yeah... Manny, the 17th o-ranked player. Sheff - 39th o-ranked, Berkman 16th ranked.

They couldn't start in your OF.

Ok...idiot.

El Padrino said...

zeke only interested in blanton?

El Padrino said...

blue i'm waiting on deke

Anonymous said...

o-rank is worthless.

but that's weazy for you, pulling the o-rank argument when it's in his favor, you don't learn do you weazy?

you pulled this a few months ago dipshit.

Anonymous said...

ep - any quality SP

Anonymous said...

does something that happened a season or two ago help you this season?

come on weazy.

Anonymous said...

keep coming ear muffs, I'll bitch slap you down too.

Mills said...

"o-rank is worthless.

but that's weazy for you, pulling the o-rank argument when it's in his favor, you don't learn do you weazy?

you pulled this a few months ago dipshit."



O RANK IS NOT WORTHLESS.

Anonymous said...

and I love how weazy started off saying he has the best offense (collectively) - now he's breaking it down player by player and talking about prior seasons.

*forehand/backhand pimp slap.

bitch I done told you twice

Anonymous said...

weazy you were already made a fool about the o-rank from your boy corby months ago.

you didn't learn?

*raising hand

El Padrino said...

you have to admit pierre is hard to trade right now

what about dunn?

Mills said...

If there was anybody worth a shit on your roster that was starting slow, I would call you out and propose a trade based on ACTUAL RANK.

You would look like a hypocrite when you rejected.

Dye woudl be the only example, and I don't need an OFers. So that doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

pierre has dipped no doubt, I like Dunn and am interested to see if/where he gets dealt.

Anonymous said...

*raising hand again

weasel - speak when spoken to and don't change the subject or hollinger-up some stats to support your argument.

Mills said...

Actually found it.

Barry Zito.

Here you go.

Don't be a hypocrite now.

Barry Zito has 711 ranking right now.

I am offering you Jon Lieber, who is at 695.

O-ranks don't matter remember...

Mills said...

Hell... Matt Thorton too.

Better choose which one you want...

Mills said...

There you go Zeke. Two trade offers where you upgrade on current ranks.

You should gobble them both up.

Mills said...

Unless you are full of shit. I know you wouldn't want to look bad in front of your "friends" here.

Mills said...

EVERYBODY QUICK!!! Somebody needs to go tell Brandon Funston that Albert Pujols should NOT be No. 2 on his Big Board because Pujols isn't currently ranked that high.





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Professor Chaos said...

Mills...he said O-ranks don't mean shit...not I'll accept any ranked player higher than any other on my roster

p.s. neither of those guys you're offering belong on a roster

Anonymous said...

weazy - you still don't get it. We are comparing THIS SEASON and offense.

I provided you numbers to support my claim that my offense is significantly better than yours, which it is. We can only judge this season ON THIS SEASON'S NUMBERS.

Now, will a good player who's started off slowly, rebound and improve their numbers? Based on their history, yes. In this sense, O-Rank is a valid measure of a players worth.

But we're talking about OFFENSES, RIGHT NOW.

Come on weazy, you're looking very foolish again - grasping at straws and going off on tangents.

Stay on target.

Mills said...

well if O-ranks mean NOTHING, then current ranks must mean EVERYTHING.

Mills said...

its not as if Zito has been hurt or anything to excuse his ranking...

Anonymous said...

*making championship belt motion around my waist

don't make me raise my hand again weasel

Professor Chaos said...

Meiz...you're nothing but my apprentice...

Hard to see the dark side is

Mills said...

Corbin.

Miggy for Beltran still up for grabs in keeper league?

Anonymous said...

well if O-ranks mean NOTHING, then current ranks must mean EVERYTHING.

weazy again you're going off on tangents.

and since you brought it up, current ranks are more important - as they show how a player is doing THIS SEASON.

You don't get credit for prior seasons weazy.

Professor Chaos said...

"*making championship belt motion around my waist"

I think you're holding the "best offensive numbers through 11 weeks belt"...

(see standings)

Anonymous said...

and weazy, everyone knows that a star player who's had a history of success in the league will, at seasons end be near the top of the rankings, do you think you've stumbled onto something new with that theory?

but judging two average short stops for example, current rank means more.

*SLAP

Professor Chaos said...

No...i've told you numerous times i have fallen off my attempts to get Beltran because he would require my bench to be deeper (since i have reyes, wright...mets off day i would need 3 subs)

Mills said...

"You don't get credit for prior seasons weazy"

In baseball, things even themselves out over the course of a season (streaks good and bad).

At the end of the year. A veteran in his prime (like Berkman) will have a typical Berkman season. .290 35 110 95.

I would rather save my streaks up for the playoffs anyway...

Anonymous said...

*making championship belt motion around my waist

this is the "I made weazy look like a fool again" champions belt

Professor Chaos said...

And Meiz, i thought you'd be proud, but this comment is coming directly via my laptop on the shitter

Anonymous said...

tps be calling.....

nice try weasel. You still suck.

Mills said...

Pretty sure you are the one who looks like the jackwad.

Professor Chaos said...

Then by all means Zeke carry on...but if that's the case shouldn't we all have that belt? Co-champs with everyone on LOV and LOF?

Professor Chaos said...

jackwad = mills proposing Oliver Perez for John Smoltz in our 12 team league

Anonymous said...

I just feel like standing pat right now, I guess.

I'm not in the mood to deal unless it dramatically improves my team.

El Padrino said...

ok, even though blanton would be your #2 right behind sheets?

Professor Chaos said...

I'm guessing now that the slapper is over everyone has headed back to LOV?

Professor Chaos said...

He'd be a number 4 behind Gallardo (if meiz would pull the trigger for either SS)

El Padrino said...

blanton is better than maddux, stop it

Professor Chaos said...

I'll give you that ELP, mad dog will still amass 14 W's or so pitching in petco though

El Padrino said...

i'll take Gallardo

El Padrino said...

true

Anonymous said...

I'll take Gallardo, too. But not for Carlos Guillen.

And yes, I'd like Blanton, but then my OF is patchwork again.

El Padrino said...

well, i need a of'er

i'm here

Professor Chaos said...

MEIZ...OFFER EXTENDED

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke, was my offer tempting at all or the worst of all the offers you received

Anonymous said...

Tempting. But if I go for something like that, I gotta go balls deep.

BLUE said...

balls deep is a quality metaphor

BLUE said...

FYI...BIS wins week 11 in power rankings...that's just a prediction

Professor Chaos said...

Team Brew Crew Unite balls deep?

BLUE said...

I also predict CCC will be in 1st for the season rankings, and BIS will be in 6th...these are predictions, like something that buster olney might do

BLUE said...

or here?

Anonymous said...

powerrankings died

Anonymous said...

you guys all suck my balls

El Padrino said...

anyone interested morneau?

Anonymous said...

you guys are a bunch of pussies

where are the power rankings

Anonymous said...

you rang

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Chris Benoit kilt the power rankings also, the media just hasn't reported it yet.

Anonymous said...

I still blame Imus about the Power Rankings though.

Anonymous said...

LOF Z?

El Padrino said...

yea morneau, u interested in some ort of deal for him

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to discuss, what are you looking for?

Anonymous said...

I'm looking for a Starting Pitcher.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, cant make you an offer, i already traded him in that last trade i made

Anonymous said...

RIP...

JFreak said...

Boo